BP Devon

Ya? Why DO you NEED to know??? I don’t but you got this far so keep on rolin’.

Well, IF you’ve noticed or herd about me, I have a branch for comedy… and Germany, but we’ll get to that (maybe), and IF you were there when I gave my presentation, you might as well skip this paragraph because its the same thing, BUT it won’t be in paragraph II or III, well that is if we get to III.

Ok lets get back on track shall we?

I do believe this country give WAY to much money away to ISREAL, but you already knew that didn’t you?

I also believe that obama (NO I will NOT capitalize his name, doesn’t deserve it) will drive this country strait to H@#L  (< I DIDN’T PUT THAT THERE????? HACK!)! I’m sorry but until obama shows proof of accomplishment, he doesn’t have my vote.

I wish I wasn’t making this page that YOU decided to read, I want to be playing COD WAW drinking MD (look it up IDC). BUT, its mandatory so I have to deal with it.

I want to be known for my inventions, mostly dealing with Anti- Matter. Go to my wiki for further detail.

I AM know for my… German knowledge, as you might put it… uh, ya… NEW TOPIC! NOW! No? you want to know more???? Well that uh th- that might be a problem. The knowledge consists on Nazi Germany. <== That is old. I’m studying Russia now with my good friend and fellow comrade brandon go check out his blog its awesome. < thats a lie. I do like Russia, but I can’t get over Germany, I’ve tried, and it isen’t working.

I like to Liston to Dane Cook (AKA The Best Comic EVAR!). I get most of my jokes from him. I just express them differently, and when I mean differently I mean, loader.

Ok maybe that wasn’t the same as in my wiki, but its more/less the same. Now for the new stuff.

I have no bros or sisters, but I do have a cat. My other cat died.

I do have the record of being VERY random, you know, except when I take my meds.

I don’t see how we’re STILL in Afghanistan. We are there so long I forgot why we’re there. Can someone tell me WHY?

I am NOT studying Nazi Germany ANYMORE  so lets get that straitened out. Don’t lision to that. 

when I get my drivers licence, I’m going to BK, and order my lunch in another language, or I’ll be like:

”Hello welcome to BK may I take your order?”

“”…”"

”Hel-”

” NO! NO YOU MAY NOT TAKE MY ORDER! THIEF!”   And drive as fast as I can away, but come back in an hour or like right when his shift is over, and do the same thing.

If poker is a sport, then put it in the olympics. I think alot of sports should be there too. I don’t find bowling to be a olympic sport, I don’t need to prove I’m afoul in size -62 shoes. I don’t see the point in telling people over and over to stop what they’re doing, when you know they don’t care. I hate when the keyboard keys don’t type the letters I want. I don’t like it when people hate things I like. I also hate it when people look for the ONE little piece of info that you did a long time ago, and use it against you. You know I just realized? I’m still IT from a game of tag I started 2 years ago. Oh its GO time!
Alright just grabbed a bag of goldfish, mmm incredible. I don’t understand why people will use text speech when they use chat, dose it relay bother you to type a few extra letters?

Dose anyone else watch the news and laugh? I hate it when I need to use gh instead of f to make words spelled correctly. I think all of the big events that have happened recently is getting old, well, I’m no where near in the position to even understand the seriousness of it. I don’t live in Arizona or Cairo, so I wouldn’t understand it. I watch 2 Youtube channels closely, one of them you should know, the other is called Penguinz0, his jokes, although dirty, is hilarious because the guy’s humor is so dry.

I hate it when people announce obviouspoints or stupid points. And another thing, the people I am forced to work with, can be so… how do I explain this nicely? The problem is, I can’t. There has  to be “choice words” to make this sound, to make it even cratch the surface of, of the most downright idiocity. People can’t obey simple orders for s%#t. Its not that hard to sit down, be quiet, and read. I mean relay? No one can take orders without questioning their authority

And ya that’s all I got for ya. So tell my: Why do you need to know?