Yesterday my friend Chris came over to my house showing off his new fighting knife. A few days earlier my friend Kyle was showing me his new Airsoft gun, and Chad is always talking about his new rifle. Whenever my friends do this I just stood there nodding my head and secretely wishing that I had some sort of cool weapon of my own to show off. Well, God heard my plea and sent me a katana. I was walking through the woods listening to my little brother bothering Chris to let him use the knife and Chris telling him that he was too young and he’d hurt himself, when I saw it. All shiny and wonderful sitting, stuck in a block of wood, under a beam of light. Chris got to it first and tried to pull it out. Needless to say he failed, (otherwise I would be moping around in my room and he would be playing with his shiny new sword right now) So I stepped up planted my foot firmly on the wood and as arthur did with the mighty excalibur, pulled it out. So now I have a katana. Beat that fellow geeklings!