Today were basketball tryouts. I did so bad it’s not even funny. We started off with lay ups. We did like 40 of them, that’s a lot. Do you want to know how many I made out of 40? If you don’t then don’t read on because I’m going to tell you. I made a grand total of 5. Isn’t that amazing. I bring disgrace to basketball. That’s not all, after the lay ups we did free throws. We did a total of 20 and I made 9. Not even 50%. Now you might be thinking how can it get any worse but trust me it did. Next we played this really confusing game (or at least I thought it was confusing). The first thing I did was run the wrong way, after that I didn’t make a single shot, and to make it even worse I didn’t get a single rebound. I think I’m better off playing with 3rd graders. Even after all this I had a little bit of hope because I thought I could show the coach how I do in a game because we ended with a few scrimmages. As you probably are all guessing my hopes were crushed like an orange after a piano has fallen on it. All I did the whole scrimmage was run up and down the courts. Not a single shot, not a single rebound, and no steals what so ever. This is probably one of the worst days of my life.