What would happen if I won the lottery? First I would pay off all of my parents bills (that always helps). Then, I would give a good chunk of the money to my aunts, uncles, and grandparents because they could use the money, too. I would take 1/3 of the rest of the money to buy a new house. Yes, a 2 story house with an indoor garden and pool, complete with a butler named Tom. Finally, to celebrate, I would take everybody on a 2 week vacation to Disney World! Just to take everybody away from the everyday grind.